Hips, you had a good run. Hula hooping ain’t as possible as it used to be — not counting the women they pay to do it onstage at electronic music festivals, for some reason. That’s why the hula-hoop market needed to be shaken up. For a hula hooper in the year of our lord 2024, they need to find a new way to change the game and make their name known. One way to do that is by using the hula hoop somewhere other than your hips — and if you’re going to do that, why not use your boobs and butt like this lady?